I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
The bartender just asked me if I owned stock in Jameson. I've been here for less than an hour and he's already judging me.
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
Had a dream I dropped the L word and immediately threatened to kill myself
You probably shouldn't be having nightmares about expressing affection
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