Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
I told you not to have sex with her on my futon
I didnt dude, i swear!
either that or you were eating mayo, which was the second thing i told you not to do on my futon
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
life lesson #151: dont let people go batshit crazy and stab you in the knee
i will live by this rule
You played Frank Sinatra today after we had sex. You moved way up in my literal book of men. Congrats.
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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