The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
Somehow I've got the party rigged to where I get a foot massage every time someone wants a beer out of the fridge. Hellz yeah
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
I just want to say that I've always loved you and you are my best friend ever
You gave that creepy guy my number, didn't you? You really need to learn how to just say no, not interested.
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