I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
Some guy wearing a horse mask just knocked on my door and started whinnying. I opened the door and he was like, "...oh sorry, wrong room..." so awk.
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
Our house rule in beer pong, is that if you get the ball in the bitch cup.... you have to snapchat your balls to everyone on your friends list.
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
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