Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
I'm sitting at the bar eating dinner next to a nerd, a guy in a 10 gallon hat, and a policeman. I feel like I joined The Village People
ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
FRIENDSHIP PRAYER: May the crabs of 1,000 whores infest the crotch of the person who fucks up your day
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
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