I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
Using the only finger i can move, i calculated body mass, intake and time. It's mathematically impossible for me to still have this hangover at 9pm. I passed out at 8pm last night. Fuck vodka.
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
Sorry you ended up in detox. It's not my fault you decided to walk downtown in only your underwater at 3am. I think the tequila took over.
You told him he “could park his dick in your garage”.
Well he didn’t. It shouldn’t be this hard to get a penis.
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