Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
Best walk of shame ever - Brown Hennesy shirt, bright blue overly large basketball shorts, stilettos from night before - ended up buying a ton of 40's and a 30 pack of coors.
Where are you?
A place I should not be.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
im about to go through the checkout with 3 flasks and a wedding card. let the judgement begin!
update: cashier guessed cash bar before i could say anything. completely bypassed "dry" and knew cash bar right away. i love this state.
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
please don't ironically join a cult
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