i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
Killed two birds with one stone: found my wallet and unclogged the toilet.
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
Found the puke drawer
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
A black cat walked my drunken ass home last night and made sure I made it back into the apartment safe. Sat with me for 30 minutes as I struggled to unlock the door. Guardian angel or drunken hallucinations?
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
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