O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE
Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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