one two three fourrrrnication!
all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
Lack of response to this text gains you a half hour of freedom before I initiate operations to conclude you are not, in fact, comatose. You requested no mercy.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
He stopped me mid-blow job to say that his new year's resolution was to stop hooking up. MID FUCKING BLOW JOB.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
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