oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
I thanked her for the handjob she gave me in the middle of the night. She had no idea what i was talking about. I think she sleep-jerked-me-off. Im def sleeping over tonight too
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
Accidentally made a bowl of macaroni and cheese with a bottle of vodka. It's not that bad
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
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