and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
I thought I was smashed last night but the girl trying to pee in the fridge had me beat. True story.
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
Told her my spirit animal was the spread eagle. Now that's my name in her phone.
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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