I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
WHY WOULD YOU LET ME MAKE THAT MUCH NOISE DURING SEX IN RESIDENCE ?!
I tried to push your face into the pillow but then you kicked like a donkey.
I love tequila.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
He practically bottle-fed me Jameson, like I was a baby chimpanzee on those nature specials.
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
I asked him if his doormat had a name, then proceeded to sit on it for the next 30 minutes while signing that magic carpet ride song from aladdin.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
If I got to choose how I die, it would be in an Olympic sized pool of gin and tonic.
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
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