it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
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