yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
I woke up this morning to my house being turned into a bad European dance club at 8:30am. Do you know what "UNS UNS UNS" sounds like at 8:30am? Murder. It sounds like murder.
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
passed out on bart again and decide to bike home. biked thru a goat farm of angry goats, biked on the freeway, got stopped by the cops, and sat shotgun in the squad car while the officer driving got a video on his iphone of his partner riding my bike on the freeway.
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
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