there is a puppy in the bar... no really i didnt steal this one
i have a new swear word: supercalifuckaliciousexpialadamnit
No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
We have to go find her fucking car. She came home from a 80 dollar cab ride, no shoes, and all she remembers is its at a burger king on a street with an H in it
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
Found: medium sized pair of mens pants tucked inside my purse w/ a dry cleaners coupon in left pocket. Call if you wish to claim the coupon
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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