Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
wait.. the condom broke. ehh whatever i think im already 2 months pregnant
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
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