when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
Just had the moment before I realised I'd packed you off in an ambulance last night after funnel-feeding you Monster and vodka. Your mom thinks I'm a dick doesn't she?
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
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