your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
I just puked while everyone was releasing balloons. Im to hungover for this memoial service. Rest in peace great gramps.
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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