I would like to feed your fingertips to the wolverines.
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
Found a Safeway Deli Sandwich in the shower this morning... Perhaps the 9th beer was unnecessary.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
If you think you're having a bad day, know that upon waking up, I was informed that I blew my nose in a piece of bread last night
Damn you. I'm in a bar with Southern Jesus Fearing Blah Blah Rednecks WHO ARE PROBABLY VOTING FOR TRUMP and you go radio silent.
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
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