...so i touched it.
I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
I swear it's like I have a jerk off quota I have to meet each week. If I miss three days I have a wet dream and it's like a wasted jizz, and it gets everywhereeeeeee.
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
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