is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
drunk pissing on my closed toilet lid is actually quite a sobering experience
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
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