i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
Dry spell is over and now I’m drowning in a river of dick. The dam broke and now half the dicks in DC are trying get in my skirt
It’s a glorious dick miracle!
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