Food network will be on but we won't be watching
O by "watching" I mean "background noise"
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
I think pants incapable of making pants work
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
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