just woke up and my boobs have "fun police" written on them
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
I'm not really that drunk, but I think vampires should glow in the dark because otherwise it's just unfair
Found more tequila
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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