Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
Sorry about last night..I didnt realize how drunk you were and when I closed the door it caused you to slam into the mirror...you'll probably piece together the puzzle when you read this and see your hand.
if i die of alcohol poisoning tonight, just know i kinda expected it and totally deserved it
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
I don't care if there's a party or not. I just want to be half naked in a cape with a never-ending supply of alcohol within arm's length at all times. Make it happen.
The air was thick with penises
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
The creeper at the bar just realized we have the same birthday and bought me four beers already. He walked off so I took his change and dashed, i'm bringing the case over now.
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
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