It's a miracle Ok Typing texts toYou right now
I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
This girl is more easily done than said...
I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
sometimes i just want to live alone. my roommate keeps looking at me weird like hes never seen a girl eat plain salt before
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
Naked Twister starts at high noon
Like, he's a nice guy. But he's better at fingering than he is at speaking.
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
Randomize
