Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
I said "I am wrapped in the Cocoon Of Comfort! You should go." He started to argue and I yelled "COCOON OF COMFORT!!!" silencing him
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
I am walking funny today. And it's sad because it's from the bad encounter with the sidewalk rather than a good encounter with a stripper
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
At the funeral we'll say nice things, like "She was delightfully extreme, psychotically wonderful, and could probably drink all you fuckers under the table."
That's literally the perfect eulogy
How many fucks given?
0.12846
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
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