Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
The ticket read "Found nude in a tree"
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
Watching the Walking Dead, snuggled up naked, and drinking a beer. No better way.
If ever there was a tweet to describe your life, it's this.
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
I may have just masturbated while on hold with the IRS. don't judge me
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
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