he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
Just saw an old lady vomit in a trash can at the airport. I instinctively called her a pussy. College has ruined us.
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Watching her eat just hurts me
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
There should be a company that sends nadgrams. They're like candy grams except the recipient gets kicked in the balls.
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
Flight got cancelled. Stayed in the same hotel as the flight crew so now I can cross Sex with Pilot off the bucket list
He regularly flies into DC, so I’m going to sign him up for my Frequent Flyer program!
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