Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
You know it's a pretty bad night when an injured penis is not the worst thing that happened to you. Fuck tequila
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
Randomize
