: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
If I don't come home tonight, I've died in a pile of gay.
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
I just Tebowed the shit out of her.
Nice and you can't use "Tebow" in the place of every verb.
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
Now: to brush my teeth, put on my grandma slippers and earplugs, masturbate to 50 Shades and then PTFO
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
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