yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
So there I was praying he didn't go limp again, choking on a long, long gray ball hair. This is my Saturday night. This. Is. My. Life.
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
Hey dude this is some next level no homo shit but im gonna get 2 tickets to the opera and go Hail Mary on this one girl. U take the extra ticket if i fail.
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
ayo
its like you know when i get waxed
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