that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
I'm having a staring contest with a raccoon.
Where the hell are you
He's winning.
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
Just heard a girl ask "Wait you're not my boyfriend?!" to a guy wearing the Mickey to her Minnie Mouse on my way home. Made me feel better about myself.
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
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