I was so drunk last night that I went into my 15 year old sisters room to have her peer edit the drunk texts I was sending to my ex.
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
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