why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
my mom told me that she didn't count me in the census because im a waste of life anyway.
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
I'm eating dinner with his parents and my phone goes "MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY!" Thanks.
It was funny for a while but 3 days later I still can't walk and I've constructed a diaper-like contraption to hold the ice pack on my vagina.
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