Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
Come see our sink grown plant.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
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