its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
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