well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
Took me 10 minutes of oral to finally get him hard for like 30 seconds of sex until he came and passed out. Def not worth the ROI.
Funny, 'cause his story is it went great. He faked passing out so he wouldn't have to do anything in return.
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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