You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
I also told the pizza delivery guy that he smelled good. I must be ovulating.
I saved a sauce packet from taco bell that said "Free me" to use in my next break up.
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
hey can you come unlock the basement door? I'm trapped in here.
no I can't, you're a safety hazard. but, there's a beer keg down there somewhere. we don't have cups, but help yourself.
You said you made a new recipe, but it turned out you just cooked ramen with vodka instead of water.
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