i don't plan on having that self control this summer
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
someone just drove by blasting livin on a prayer and threw like 6 bagels out the window... was it you?!
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
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