Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
Call me old fashioned but i like to drunk dial a girl 2 or 3 times before sending a dick pic
Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
There is a check pinned to the wall at Connor's. It's a check I wrote for $1,000,000... To you. Clearly you made out well on St. Patrick's day. Thanks for being too shitfaced to remember to grab that.
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
My dad is sitting where you rode me
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