My 12 y/o god son's bandmate just asked me to their school dance. Still he's a better catch than the last one...
Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
It's a testament to the kinds of spouses/parents we will be that we get so wasted but still show up to every class on time. We honor our commitments bitches!
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