I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
40s are totally the cure
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
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