Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
You woke up, mumbled something about forgetting to lock the truck at work, slapped my ass, then passed out again...
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
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