I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
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