i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
4 days in college, 3 frat parties. I haven't been this drunk since the unspeakable Jäger bomb incident in Sweden.
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
This is it. This is the birthday cake that gets me laid.
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
When you're trying to sneak from the bathroom to your room with dildo, but it glows in the dark and suddenly your entire life is illuminated in the shape of dick
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
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