you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
It was insane. I was drunk for 11 consecutive hours. I woke up covered in almonds and there were footprints all over my shirt
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
You don't know the true meaning of fear until your girlfriend's niece insists on sitting on your lap with 20 mg of Viagra coursing through your veins.
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
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