if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
It's 9am. I'm four lines ahead of you already. Wake up.
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
I'm honored that you could tear yourself away from your girlfriend's vagina long enough to text me.
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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