i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
found a better reason to procrastinate than the usual sunday-don't-give-no-fucks. literally every one of my textbooks is soaked in captain. can't turn a page without gagging.
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
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