I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
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