It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
you spent the rest of the night making a recipe for mixed drink called "the new years bowel remover". it has 13 parts but judging from the bold all caps, the boiled avocado is the most important
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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