He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
Remember back in the day when getting fingered in the movie theater was the best thing ever?
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
I accidentally lit my hair on fire and we broke the bed. How was your night?
So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
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