So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
you told the cab driver to stop being such a pussy because he wouldn't let you shotgun a beer in the backseat
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
Just discovered i ordered the nhl center ice package back in september, the operator said there was a note next to the time I called, indicating I may have been intoxicated while calling (no clue why but it was noted)...meaning I was drunk...meaning ill never miss another sabres game...i love me and am beaming with self pride
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
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