People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
Last night did I take a piece of pizza out of your hand and then proceed to eat it?
Twice...
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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