naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
Just saw him riding in a basket on the front of a bike trying to feed the other guy beer. He screamed 'PARTY BIKE BITCHES!' at me as they rode past.
I lied. He's hitting on a drag queen now. Should I rescue him or take pictures?
Everyone is slow dancing to Aerosmith. I am serenading a slice of pizza.
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
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