Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I called him Han Solo during sex, he looked at me like he was mortified then I realized he came.
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
She pulled a wad of lint out of my bellybutton while she was blowing me. Said she's never seen anything like it. I've never gone soft so fast.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
that may or may not have been my penis.
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